Rock, Paper, Scissors?

I don't get it. For some reason my parents have started playing Rock Paper Scissors right before it's time to brush my teeth at night. While I really don't like having my teeth brushed, I will lay down and let one of them have their way with me. I do, however, try to discourage the entire event by making it VERY difficult. The moment the brush is put into my mouth, I close my wips and suck off all of the paste. And don't even try to brush the outsides of my molars! I'll suck my cheeks in so hard, there'll be no room for the brush. AND, I'll moan the whole time. If we all hate it so much, why do it?

I'm not much easier when it's time to say "goodnight." I'll be all done with my book, prayers, song... and then it's time for last call. I need more water. I need another hug. I need you to take this downstairs. Where's my sheep? I want my sheep to be downstairs. I have a booooooogGER!! Get it OFF!

Daddy sneaks up like a panther...

And scares the pants off me!!! Notice the look on his face before he hisses at me. He LOVES this game! Me, too. It's a guilty pleasure for both of us.

I got to go to the beach this week. As usual, it was so much fun! I actually had a private night with my Papa and Gaga on Thursday. I was on my best angel behavior. They tried to teach me how to eat with my mouth closed. But because I was congested, snot was pulsating out of my nostrils as I chewed. I'm not sure why anyone would ever want to eat like that.

20 Questions

So the other day I told my mom that I wanted a snack. She asked what I wanted and I said "I want the black is on the yellow and the yellow's up the top. That's what I want."

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"The black is on the yellow and the yellow's up the top!! I want it!"

This went on for a couple of days until my mom took me to the store and asked me to walk her to the "black is on the yellow and the yellow is up the top." So I did. Fig newtons. mmmmmmmm.

While I'm at it, I'll help decode some other things for you...

Toe food = tofu
woodles = noodles
hang gubber = hamburger
gub-urge= garbage

"th" is pronunced as "f" (think = fink)
"l" is pronounced as "w" (chocolate = choc-wit)

I can't hear you!

If you don't want to have to repeat yourself over and over and over again, these are the things you should avoid saying to me. Because no matter how loud or how many times you say it, I won't hear...

1. Dean, please don't do that.
2. Dean, it's time for bed.
3. Dean, please don't slobber on your brother.
4. Dean, inside voice!
5. Dean, last one.
6. Dean, stop!

But I will here you, loud and clear, if you say...

1. Do you want some ice-cream?
2. Do you want to hold your brother?
3. Do you want to look for worms?

You get the point.