I can't hear you!

If you don't want to have to repeat yourself over and over and over again, these are the things you should avoid saying to me. Because no matter how loud or how many times you say it, I won't hear...

1. Dean, please don't do that.
2. Dean, it's time for bed.
3. Dean, please don't slobber on your brother.
4. Dean, inside voice!
5. Dean, last one.
6. Dean, stop!

But I will here you, loud and clear, if you say...

1. Do you want some ice-cream?
2. Do you want to hold your brother?
3. Do you want to look for worms?

You get the point.