He's here (but where is he?!)!!

Well I couldn't exactly put my finger on it (it was too busy digging in my belly button) but last week something was up with my parents. Daddy was sick and was sleeping a lot. Mommy was getting really impatient with my fascination and obsession with HER b-button (belly button). Honestly, you should have seen it. It was sticking out SO FAR. I could hear it calling my name. "Come poke me!" So I would and my mommy would tell me to stop! B-buttons shouldn't hurt.

And then one night my daddy woke me up while it was still very dark outside and took me over to my auntie's house. And before I knew it, everyone was talking about my new baby brudder! I did get to visit him in the hospital but he was on one side of a window and I was on the other. So I didn't get to hold him. But he did give me a VERY cool new tractor trailer. I love it so much that the thought of it woke me up 4 times that night. And I said to my dada "Should we pway wiff my tractor traiwer?" After my fourth attempt (at probably 4 in the morning) my dada pulled it out, laid the farmer on top of on of the haystacks and said that the farmer had gone night-night and that I should, too. That seemed reasonable, so I gave it a rest.


I also have a new doll and stroller (thanks Gaga!) so that I can be just like my mommy. I even got to take it to the hospital. I am really excited to show all my new toys to my brudder. I hear he is suppose to come home soon. So stay tuned!

(Oh, and the management says thanks for all the support that helped bring my brudder safely into this world. It's been a long road!)

Suits vs. Skins

That's me and my papa. He was done with his day job and had just been handed the next baton (me). My parents are all banged up so my grandparents are taking turns wearing me out. It's a very tall order. Papa says I made him do jumps in the pool 26 times. I can tell you right now that that's not true. I never would have stopped at 26.

Before I forget, here are a couple of my latest phrases that might need some translation for the uninitiated:

"These are MY treasures!!!!" = Don't touch MY STUFF!!! And it's ALL mine!! This even includes anything that has previously been patented or trademarked.
"Don't talk to me. Go into the kitchen!" = Don't tell me what to do. Go somewhere (i.e. the kitchen) where you are unable to speak to me.
"You're Batman!" = synonymous with name-calling. And I don't mean it as a compliment.

Remember the good old days when I use to just point?

Big Boy Underpants: TAKE 2

... and it's a WRAP!! I'll do almost anything for the right currency:

1. Yeh-wow en-im-en's (yellow M&M's)
2. White j'wee beans (coconut flavored jelly beans)
3. Batman Pez Dispenser (which has never been reloaded)
4. Car's book (complete with interactive horn and other noisy buttons)
6. A SCOOTER!!! I got a scooter!

I'll admit, the first day it was ugly. And wet. Basically, an all around drag. The second day, I had one misfire. After that, I took it upon myself to be a big boy. It turned out to be a very lucrative move. My teeth are probably about to fall out from all the candy and juice boxes but, yo!!!... my pants are dry!!! Below is a picture of me after one of my significant wins...