Suits vs. Skins

That's me and my papa. He was done with his day job and had just been handed the next baton (me). My parents are all banged up so my grandparents are taking turns wearing me out. It's a very tall order. Papa says I made him do jumps in the pool 26 times. I can tell you right now that that's not true. I never would have stopped at 26.

Before I forget, here are a couple of my latest phrases that might need some translation for the uninitiated:

"These are MY treasures!!!!" = Don't touch MY STUFF!!! And it's ALL mine!! This even includes anything that has previously been patented or trademarked.
"Don't talk to me. Go into the kitchen!" = Don't tell me what to do. Go somewhere (i.e. the kitchen) where you are unable to speak to me.
"You're Batman!" = synonymous with name-calling. And I don't mean it as a compliment.

Remember the good old days when I use to just point?