It's....... a ...... BOY!!!!!!

The deed is done.

Bye Bye

Bye bye. That's exactly what I told my mama the other day when I wanted some privacy. Initially, I was by myself. But then my mama came around the corner and saw my face all beet red and my eyeballs bulging out of my face. It finally dawned on me that when a man does his business, it's nicer to be alone. So I relaxed my face (and other necessary muscles) enough to say "bye bye" to my mama. Thankfully, she got the message. This doesn't mean that I will be returning the favor.

I'm an ANIMAL!

You see that? That's the remains of my daddy's arm after he removed me from the toy store. Once again, I WASN'T FINISHED PLAYING! Daddy said I was biting so hard that the hair on the back of my head was shaking. Grrrrrrr!

My Grammy came into town the other week and we had a lot of fun. I now like to say "gaga!" We went out to lunch with my mama and both gagas and I was in heaven. It was like the gaga sisterhood! And I'm their mascot.


We went to the beach again! Man, I LOVE the beach. I love playing with my cousin in the she'am (sand). I dig and smash sand castles and she hunts for princess treasure chests. I thought for sure she was going to find one because she kept on saying "almost!! almost!!" But no luck.

When we got back, I went to my friend's 2nd birthday party. She has a tricycle I like to play on whenever I visit her. I was sitting on it and my mama came over to take me home. I wasn't finished. And bad things happen when I'm not finished. She picked me up and, somehow, a big spooge of poop was propelled out of my diaper and onto her forearm. It was awesome! I bet you can't wait to hear what happens the next time someone interrupts me.