Heeeelp, Girl!

So I played another game of "Help, Girl" yesterday. I do it when there's a cute older blond at the park and I want her attention. First, I fall to the ground and then I send out my call for help. I say, "Help, Girl!" until she notices that I am in distress (really I'm not, but she doesn't know). That's when her mother-hen instincts kick in. She'll hover over me and ask me what's wrong. Sometimes I tell her that I'm scared of the dragon. Sometimes it's the shark. Then the girl will start to comfort me... and then she'll hold my hand! It works every time.

Here's where I'm sending out my distress signal.

...and here's my new friend!