I'm a Super Hero!!

My daddy is very resourceful. He made me some batman arm cuffs out of two latte sleeves. Aren't they rad? He'll do just about anything to keep stuff out of the "gub-urge" (garbage).

My dad is really beginning to stress out about my belly button. He thinks that all this button pulling is going to permanently unfurl it. And then I'll be demented. Is that possible? Do they have correctional belly button braces?